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Ask FondA
DEAR FONDA
,
I’ve always dreamed
of wearing a big, fluffy princess
wedding dress – but it turns out
we’re having an intimate, casual
wedding. Can I still wear my dream
dress, or is it overkill?
Honey! You're asking a drag queen if it’s ok
to overdress..? I wear sequins in working
men’s clubs! And stilettos in the gym!
Wear your dream dress and put fairy
lights in the veil!
DEAR FONDA
,
my family love drama and there’s
been some sort of big commotion
at every single gathering we’ve
had. How can I prevent my
nearest and dearest from
making a scene?
You could have a fetish
wedding and force them all to
wear gags, handcuffs or even better,
gas masks! But that would probably
make it very awkward to eat at the reception.
Better still, why not get the waiters to slip a
Valium in the welcome drinks? One swig of
Pimm’s and they’ll all be placid angels.
DEAR FONDA
, ever since my fiancé and I got
engaged, we’ve been arguing like cats and dogs. Is
this normal or a sign that we aren’t meant to be?
Arguing is one of the best signs that you are made
for each other. If you marry someone that you’re
happy with, you’ll only get content and start
Ask
Agony aunt, cabaret queen, and
diva about town
Fonda Cox
takes
on all your wedding worries…
